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		<title>Brilliant New Startup: Useless Account</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Arrington</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The trick to any good humor or hoax site is an attention to detail and a seriousness about your work. Useless Account is the best recent example I&#8217;ve seen. It&#8217;s clear, for example, that more work has gone into this joke than many of the startups we see every day.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.uselessaccount.com"><img style="float: right" src='http://cache0.techcrunch.com/wp-content/uselessaccount.png'class="shot2" alt="" /></a>The trick to any good humor or hoax site is an attention to detail and a seriousness about your work. <a href="http://uselessaccount.com/">Useless Account</a> is the best recent example I&#8217;ve seen. It&#8217;s clear, for example, that more work has gone into this joke than many of the startups we see every day.</p>
<p>The site has a single function &#8211; to create a new account. &#8220;Open ID is a pipe dream&#8221; the site argues, which also has a fake quote from &#8220;TechLunch&#8221; that says &#8220;Slightly more useful than Twitter.&#8221; Once you&#8217;ve created your account, you can log in, and edit your account. That&#8217;s it. The reason this is really, really funny (for us) is because that&#8217;s what we do all day &#8211; create new account after new account at every new Internet startup that comes along. I am a seriously huge expert on account creation.</p>
<p>The best part of the site are the <a href="http://uselessaccount.com/faq/">FAQs</a>. Note the email for customer complaints and their plans to give away &#8220;free pro accounts.&#8221;</p>
<p>Useless Account was a fun diversion for a few minutes, and for that we are sharing it with our readers. It was created by <a href="http://jimwhimpey.com/">Jim Whimpey</a> and the <a href="http://brisbanecreative.com/">Brisbane Creative</a> team. </p>
<p>Other recent humor stories on TechCrunch:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/01/28/google-tv-an-elaborate-prank/">Google TV &#8211; An Elaborate Hoax</a><br />
<a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/01/27/make-your-own-iphone-does-not-actually-function/">Make Your Own iPhone (does not actually function)</a><br />
<a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/01/21/forget-second-life-get-a-first-life/">Forget Second Life. Get a First Life.</a><br />
<a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/03/14/social-network-backlash/">Social Network Backlash</a><br />
<a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/08/20/bullshitr-is-good-for-a-laugh/">bullshitr</a>
<p><strong><em>Crunch Network</em></strong>:  <a href="http://www.crunchboard.com">CrunchBoard</a><em> </em>because it&#8217;s time for you to find a new Job2.0</p>
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