We on the web are a simple folk — especially us males. We need but two things to keep us happy: Explosions and boobs. And thank God someone has finally cut through all the BS, and given us exactly what we want in one brilliant site called yes, Explosions and Boobs.
The site is actually more elaborate than it may seem at first glorious glance. If you click on either the explosion picture or the picture of the boobs, you will get new pictures of explosions and boobs! Brilliant. It’s hours of endless fun waiting to happen. Who needs to sit through an entire Michael Bay movie when you have this?
Just go to it and be amazed. Obviously, it may not be safe for everyone’s place of work. But it’s apparently safe enough for Jim Lanzone, the former CEO of Ask.com to tweet about it. Or maybe not. As Michael tweets in response, “see this is why you got fired as CEO of Ask.com.”
Update: Alright, alright calm down. Lanzone wasn’t really fired as Ask.com CEO. But for those who read it on Twitter and assumed that it must be true, consider this the official debunking.
Hooray for Boobies!
whatever happened to beer? “explosions” .. so lame .. so gay (sorry, gays)
Wasn’t it “tits and ass”?
MORE BEER!
hah
personally am impressed with the explosion. Something lacking in the other photo(s).
I heard they’re making another site, explosions and ballsaqs. Might pique your interest?
sigh.
-1
didn’t you use the same line for your haiku review of the transformer sequel? “explosions and boobs” seems apropos, and nice pentameter patter
Your post must have hit their servers too heavily. Coz the site is responding too slow now.
Pending lawsuit from Michael Bay.
whatever, we just handed him his next movie on a silver platter.
Any exploding boobies?
Would you really want to see that?
http://kittenwar.com/ is way better!
And thus the objectification and degradation of women continues, this time in a very infantile and pathetic form of mindless amusement. I can’t for the life of me understand why TC thinks there’s anything commendable about this site whatsoever. If you have a wife, go put some real effort into treating her like royalty and stop wasting your time. She is worth it. And if you’re single, put your manhood to work in making yourself into someone a real woman can look up to and perhaps one day be proud to call her husband, faithful and true.
Remember: just because something is “fun” doesn’t make it right.
…and now this crowd chimes in. MG, Why?
I’m an equal opportunity annoyer.
I think this is offensive to explosions. And Steven Seagal.
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.”
- Henry Ward Beecher
Spoken like a true 40 year old virgin. Lighten up, OMG.
TY MG for the smile today. Being a guy, I’ll have forgotten about this site in about 15 min, but the quick dopamine was enjoyed. Now back to work.
Your slanted view on men is interesting. You expect these men to act less than what you want your women to be. You expect a man to treat a woman like royalty (knight in shining armor) bending to her expectations of manhood but not the other way around.
Stop believing all men and women are exactly the same and have the same virtues, values and expectations. Once you accept someone for who they are and not what you want them to be is when you can move forward with a relationship.
Not all relationships have to end in your christian-knighted view of marriage.
Jared, you are lame. That is all.
Wow dude, you really need to get out more often. I showed this site to my wife and she thought it was an awesome idea.
I believe you’ve mis-used the phrase “put your manhood in to work”…
Good job, Jared!
My love is like a cherry, that has no stone!
My love is like a chicken, that has no bone!
Where is Belushi when you need him?
Welp, I have a new favorite website.
When does the iPhone version come out?
not sure, but android app is in the works
server cant keep up with all the attention lol
So their monetization strategy is from the boobs or the explosions?
They’re going to go with in-text advertising.
…and the gadgets? Men like gadgets too.
anyone up for:
http://www.expl...andgadgets.com?
Really funny indeed!!!!
I think the next move from Microsoft in order to get more users is directing in that sort of web site….or one of that pictures will maybe in the next Bing’s home page….
you could have just tweeted about it
checkout the movie “Strippers vs Zombies” if you like that site
Why aren’t their ads on this site? Talk about a missed opportunity.
MG I know post like this generate lots of traffic and revenue for TC but for a site that prides itself as one of the best “Technology” websites this is absolutely ridiculous.
Your posts lately are what other sites refer to as “viral materials” basically you hunt down viral stuff and make a post out of it. You could have twitted this or better still shared it via numerous social tools out there which you fully well know all about.
Post like this degrade Techcrunch, you wont see posts like this on ReadWriteWeb, ArsTechnica, GigaOm, NYTimes and Techcrunch of old.
Am being honest here MG, I love TC anyday but I think you need to cut down on this BS.
> you wont see posts like this on ReadWriteWeb, ArsTechnica, GigaOm, NYTimes and Techcrunch of old.
Exactly why I read this version of TechCrunch more frequently than any of those sites – for news, analysis, and… when entertainment is rolled in, that’s gravy.
I’ve had a freakin’ nonstop busy, stressful day and spending 90 seconds reading this seemingly “value-less” post was a great halftime break and chuckle.
Exactly, thank you Chester.
+1
I have to disagree. Some of us prefer ass instead of boobs. There are always 2 kinds of guys in that subject
So should we be making a rival site:
http://www.impl...onsandasses.com ?
then we can see what people love more!
I’m sure this kind of coverage is quite the surprise for this website.
How can a site as ridiculous as this make Tech Crunch but a lot of great startups are overlooked!
I guess I will make our sites background boobs and legs to get noticed!
Are you saying this is not a great start up? They have a great monetization model.
have you changed the backgrounds yet?
if so, link…
Good on techcrunch showing some boobs,we need more of the same techcrunch go out and find those REAL HOT start up’s
Jarad you are one saddo……….get a life !
Google should start worrying about their business now – who needs to search for anything if we can just go to this site. When are they going to go IPO?
This is so funny – if you miss type and put explosions and BOBs you’re in for a treat (no joke):
http://explosionsandbobs.com/
Hahahahaha … nice!
Now that was awesome.
that was cool..what a dud!!!
@MGSeigler – Who hired you to write for TC? Completely irrelevant posting.
I hired him. And I think it’s an awesome post.
Would you prefer something else on Google Voice, or perhaps Yahoo/Microsoft?
Actually, I don’t work for TC, I work for Explosions and Boobs. Did I not mention this was a sponsored post? Shoot.
haha nice. Was that mudslinging piece about SL addressed here?
Boobies!
What more could you want from a website?
Jared, be encouraged because out of all the “males” that have commented here, I respect you the most. Thanks for being one of the few good men!
What, no video?
Wow. Posts like this–that add to the omnipresent culture of objectification of women in the worst ways–are why women are severely underrepresented in the open source and tech communities. Way to make your female readers feel like welcome, useful members of tech society and not just another set of boobs to be ogled.
if he’s an equal oppertunity annoyer then maybe there should be and explosions and boobs website about men for women to view and laugh at or get excited. then people like jared can comment about how women should put their womanhood “in to work”.
Why do the boobs load more quickly then the explosions?!? Hmmm…. conspiracy!
Ok, I am done reading TC. You finally found the startup I was looking for.
For those who are done with clicking, you can tap right into the source:
http://www.expl...oobs.com/boobs/
This is a listing of all boobs.
And to get all the images in one page:
http://robkohr.com/boobs/
@rob +1
really now!! that’s such a dumb site. i am sure people with better sites got rejected by TC to be listed here….again its all about who you know.
The site allows directory browsing. So if you want to just download explosions go to http://www.expl...com/explosions/ and b00bs go to http://www.expl...oobs.com/boobs/
There are 114 (sets of) boobs and 104 explosions.
good info!
pretty sure there was a craigslist gig ad for this the other day
Big deal – another bonehead guy site.
By next week, this will be forgotten.
true
i didn’t go and check out the site. as much as i like explosions, boobs are not my thing. someone should make a moobs (man boobs) and explosions site though. i would go visit that website everyday and laugh.
There were explosions on that page?
Welcome to a few months ago!
Equal-opportunity objectification:
http://cocktailsandcocks.com/
(NSFW)
Some of those boobs have been there since January 2008.
Sneaky, clever boobs hiding like that for so long. It’s unheard of.
pathetic.
Shouldn’t it be “boobs and explosions”?
For me, explosions usually COME after the boobs.
Don’t you have anything better to do, lol!
boobs and cars and I’m with you!
Haha! I’m so glad you found this. This site was made by Justin Pierce. He’s a designer here at The Barbarian Group. He submitted this one URL as his portfolio when applying for a job here a year ago.
Needless to say, we hired him on the spot.
i’m a girl and i quite like the site actually. unfortunately i enjoy the explosions way more. the boobs just make me feel inadequate
Cool Info check out http://kavandeo.com
i think i’ve just found myself a new homepage…
until http://explosio...etsandcars.com/ that is