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		<title>By: The HP DreamScreen Not So Dreamy - Tech News</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-2/#comment-3001973</link>
		<dc:creator>The HP DreamScreen Not So Dreamy - Tech News</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Text input makes me think that HP was actually aiming for the Macbook Wheel as a comparison point. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Text input makes me think that HP was actually aiming for the Macbook Wheel as a comparison point. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Puranjay</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-2/#comment-3001926</link>
		<dc:creator>Puranjay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This post made me really, really sad. I never knew TC comments attracted so many ignorant retards.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This post made me really, really sad. I never knew TC comments attracted so many ignorant retards.</p>
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		<title>By: Puranjay</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-3001923</link>
		<dc:creator>Puranjay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>holy fuck wow

people drop their brains at the door when around the internet or what?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>holy fuck wow</p>
<p>people drop their brains at the door when around the internet or what?</p>
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		<title>By: The HP DreamScreen Not So Dreamy &#124; Computer Guys</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-2/#comment-3001662</link>
		<dc:creator>The HP DreamScreen Not So Dreamy &#124; Computer Guys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Text input makes me think that HP was actually aiming for the Macbook Wheel as a comparison point. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Text input makes me think that HP was actually aiming for the Macbook Wheel as a comparison point. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Jonah</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-3001534</link>
		<dc:creator>Jonah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:26:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you didnt actually take that seriously did you?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you didnt actually take that seriously did you?</p>
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		<title>By: David Aronchick</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2960938</link>
		<dc:creator>David Aronchick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was just thinking about this myself. I mean, they even had the font on the price tag right. The production values are insane - it doesn&#039;t seem possible.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was just thinking about this myself. I mean, they even had the font on the price tag right. The production values are insane &#8211; it doesn&#8217;t seem possible.</p>
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		<title>By: Twitter: Just Make Sure You Spell Everything Wrong And Swear A Lot</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-2/#comment-2960548</link>
		<dc:creator>Twitter: Just Make Sure You Spell Everything Wrong And Swear A Lot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] isn&#8217;t the home run that Google Privacy Opt Out and Macbook Wheel were, but it&#8217;s a solid double. I love The Onion.   CrunchBase Information   The Onion  [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] isn&#8217;t the home run that Google Privacy Opt Out and Macbook Wheel were, but it&#8217;s a solid double. I love The Onion.   CrunchBase Information   The Onion  [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Apple Inc.</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-2/#comment-2776619</link>
		<dc:creator>Apple Inc.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 07:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is just a rumour, and all of this is just non-sense, if this was real then, wouldn&#039;t it be on other websites rather than being on the Onion news? This is what you would call FUCKING BULL SHIT!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is just a rumour, and all of this is just non-sense, if this was real then, wouldn&#8217;t it be on other websites rather than being on the Onion news? This is what you would call FUCKING BULL SHIT!!</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-2/#comment-2660359</link>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s fake? 
Thought it was so brilliant. Couldn&#039;t find it on the Apple Store...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s fake?<br />
Thought it was so brilliant. Couldn&#8217;t find it on the Apple Store&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Rev33</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2651723</link>
		<dc:creator>Rev33</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:42:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can&#039;t understand the advantage of removing the keyboard while keeping the same laptop size !!
Useful product...Apple! don&#039;t make it :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can&#8217;t understand the advantage of removing the keyboard while keeping the same laptop size !!<br />
Useful product&#8230;Apple! don&#8217;t make it <img src='http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Rancid</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-2/#comment-2623580</link>
		<dc:creator>Rancid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Macs are for F A G S</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Macs are for F A G S</p>
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		<title>By: Minni</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2596693</link>
		<dc:creator>Minni</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 06:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This video is oviously a fake. Apple would never realese such a thing. If it were real it would be all over the net and on their site. Dont believe everything you see.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This video is oviously a fake. Apple would never realese such a thing. If it were real it would be all over the net and on their site. Dont believe everything you see.</p>
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		<title>By: NLR</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2589585</link>
		<dc:creator>NLR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is a deal right now. Purchase an iPhone and you get the MacBook Wheel for 50% off until January 9th. I&#039;m on a waiting list right now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is a deal right now. Purchase an iPhone and you get the MacBook Wheel for 50% off until January 9th. I&#8217;m on a waiting list right now.</p>
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		<title>By: KenobiSIYE</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-2/#comment-2589558</link>
		<dc:creator>KenobiSIYE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahahaha! Where people use computers for actual work and not just dicking around! Classic. Sums up Crapple.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahahaha! Where people use computers for actual work and not just dicking around! Classic. Sums up Crapple.</p>
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		<title>By: Cracbook</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2589120</link>
		<dc:creator>Cracbook</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gullible poster is gullible.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gullible poster is gullible.</p>
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		<title>By: Zachary Collins</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2589036</link>
		<dc:creator>Zachary Collins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am sorry to say, I am happy with my keyboard and mouse. They work fine and I can type this faster than on the Wheel.

And, my laptop isn&#039;t going to die in 19 minutes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am sorry to say, I am happy with my keyboard and mouse. They work fine and I can type this faster than on the Wheel.</p>
<p>And, my laptop isn&#8217;t going to die in 19 minutes.</p>
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		<title>By: Phish</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2588945</link>
		<dc:creator>Phish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No way. You&#039;d almost think something from the onion would be satirical...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No way. You&#8217;d almost think something from the onion would be satirical&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: capanda</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2588907</link>
		<dc:creator>capanda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha...watch again and look at the guy&#039;s email that he sent out. There are TONS of mistakes. Perfect little detail that he can&#039;t even write whole sentences. =)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha&#8230;watch again and look at the guy&#8217;s email that he sent out. There are TONS of mistakes. Perfect little detail that he can&#8217;t even write whole sentences. =)</p>
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		<title>By: Rod</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2588854</link>
		<dc:creator>Rod</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Arent TechCrunch readers supposed to be tech-savvy and stuff?

Quoting russian poet from the 16&#039;th century Mikhail Aritovski:

- Wow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Arent TechCrunch readers supposed to be tech-savvy and stuff?</p>
<p>Quoting russian poet from the 16&#8242;th century Mikhail Aritovski:</p>
<p>- Wow.</p>
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		<title>By: Todd</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2588588</link>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Apple is now releasing accessories for the &quot;Wheel!&quot; The first to debut is a USB external keyboard! LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apple is now releasing accessories for the &#8220;Wheel!&#8221; The first to debut is a USB external keyboard! LOL</p>
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		<title>By: Craig</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2588333</link>
		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG, that was the funniest/saddest set of posts I&#039;ve ever read in my life!  Our world is doomed to the ignorant!  We&#039;re not *evolving*, we&#039;re *devolving*.  &quot;wow&quot; is right, Michael!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG, that was the funniest/saddest set of posts I&#8217;ve ever read in my life!  Our world is doomed to the ignorant!  We&#8217;re not *evolving*, we&#8217;re *devolving*.  &#8220;wow&#8221; is right, Michael!</p>
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		<title>By: Jenipher</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2588317</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenipher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry Zachary, but this is as real as they come.

Welcome to the new generation of MAC computers!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry Zachary, but this is as real as they come.</p>
<p>Welcome to the new generation of MAC computers!!</p>
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		<title>By: Zachary Collins</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2588074</link>
		<dc:creator>Zachary Collins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s just stupid...I love Mac...but that&#039;s just plain stupid. When I am typing (or programming a website) I don&#039;t want to have to sit there and scroll to each letter!

Also, the Hummingbird Battery could be even more stupid. 19 minutes of battery life. 

Seriously, this seems like a joke to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s just stupid&#8230;I love Mac&#8230;but that&#8217;s just plain stupid. When I am typing (or programming a website) I don&#8217;t want to have to sit there and scroll to each letter!</p>
<p>Also, the Hummingbird Battery could be even more stupid. 19 minutes of battery life. </p>
<p>Seriously, this seems like a joke to me.</p>
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		<title>By: Dan</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2587957</link>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I loved how it said the screen goes black after 4 seconds to save energy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I loved how it said the screen goes black after 4 seconds to save energy.</p>
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		<title>By: Abiliv Nething</title>
		<link>http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/06/macbook-wheel-debuts-on-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-2587702</link>
		<dc:creator>Abiliv Nething</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:44:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I tried that but I still couldn&#039;t find the link.

Help! Please someone tell me where to order these.

Thanks in advance,

Abliv</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I tried that but I still couldn&#8217;t find the link.</p>
<p>Help! Please someone tell me where to order these.</p>
<p>Thanks in advance,</p>
<p>Abliv</p>
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