1. It hasn’t figured out a business model
2. It won’t figure out a business model
3. It still has enough cash to get it through 3 more years and prays someone will buy it
4. Microsoft’s preferred shares are going to screw over the common holders

Bye bye.

Mark Zucerkberg will come on stage and will start crying because he blew the opportunity to sell Facebook for a super ridiculous valuation of several billion.

Facebook will go down in history as the biggest fuckup of the internet age.

A big cute intelligent robot-whale that automatically will befriend and chat with all users whenever we want. It can be set to share our sense of humor, our religious beliefs and political views. Advanced options offers users to set how intellectually challenging it is, level of irony it uses and whether its mood changes randomly or periodically. It will tag our photos, post fun stuff at our walls, comment on all we do and generally just be very cool.

And when we are all totally depending on the super-whale for personal well-being, they will start charging monthly fees. Cause friends we can bring to other networks, or even off-line, but the whale stays in FB.