Fake Shel interviews Zivity Cofounder Cyan Banister and, as usual, there’s a surprise at the end (although regular TechCrunch readers may not be so surprised). I’ve managed to stop laughing long enough to get this post up.
Note: Not fully safe for work. And in fact a lot of you may be flat out offended.
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Scoble Boobies!
Easily some of Shel’s finest work!!
Scoble should definitely consider his own line of pasties…
OMFG HILARIOUS!
LOL! I can’t believe that. Damn I wish Meg Whitman had done an interview with……. HA HA. Kidding
Scoobies!
Keep these ITWs comming Shel, nice job on this.
That was awesome. I knew there would be some sort of Scoble reference from the Twitter post, but nothing that amazing.
Darn, the puppets get to interview porn site CEOs while I interview geeks (tomorrow, Disqus’s CEO, next week AT&T’s CTO). Sigh.
How is this different than Suicide Girls apart from the fact that Zivity went for VC money? Content producers on both sites get paid though through different business models.
Now how did this *thing* get vc? And isn’t that puppet like the pets.com mascot?
@n/a because not everyone loves tattoos
Seriously, Where’s Shel’s profile? I want to add him as a friend!
http://beta.zivity.com/users/lieumorrison
1938 Media… Really?
The production quality is horrible. How do they call themselves a “production company”?
I’m boycotting TechCrunch - the idiocy of the puppets is just obnoxious.
Seriously Arrington… giving the guy cred on TC…?!?!?!?!
1938 is crap. More stupid, badly produced, shot and edited web video.
jesus, shaun is butthurt over something.
Lmfao this was great!
http://mikesmoneyclub.blogspot.com/
Don’t be a boob Scoble.
Ohs nos, Scoble boobies!
This was aweeeesooommmeee!!!! And about your note Michael - Not fully safe for work
I think its completely in NSFW … hahaha
That little fucking puppet is my new GOD!
“flat out offended”? or “flat out thankful” to Techcrunch and 1938 Media for bringing us such high quality content. Encore.
Scoble pasties = FAIL! We want the full frontal, Mike!
This is awesome. Good for Cyan!! She has some balls - no pun intended!!
best way to get VC money: show your boobs! and if you don’t have any, bring your gf or wifey.
Why the hell does Michael Arrington continue to shill for this company? It has nothing going for it. It’s like Arrington has never seen a naked woman.
It’s also really sad that Loren Feldman is now nothing more than a TC groupie.
This video was fun but a little spammy so I hope newcomers won’t judge the puppets based on it alone. The video before this one with the Dave Winer puppet and Jason Calacanis was absolutely sublime. My all-time favorite though is still the Scoble puppet’s tour of Half Moon Bay.
nice job?I don’t agree
Whatsoever,
Now I want this trend to continue….
1938 media, where most posts are made with shirtless or with puppets.
Loren even talks about his GF being on the site with her fake rack being shown off. That’s real attractive.
Arrington, I’m driving by your “headquarters” tonight and I’m gonna poop on the roof of your car.
#12 Thank You Shel
http://beta.zivity.com/users/shel
@RobertScoble - really? Come on, it’s not porn and that’s disregarding the community that Zivity has built so far.
At CommunityNext, I recommended that Noah bring in Sean Suicide to speak about Suicide Girls. All these other so-called experts talked and talked … and yet none of their communities were generating income, nor could they go beyond basics. Suicide Girls does have a subscription model and merchandise that sells quite well.
So while Disqus might be the flavor of the week, I am more impressed with what Zivity has to say. Because, if Disqus goes down or goes under, there goes ALL the conversation that you wanted in comments.
The CTO from AT&T, yes, I’ll tune in for that. But, that’s as a shareholder.
Why do people make such a big deal about Zivity ? it’s really nothing special. and it’s funny how their CEO says that Playboy should be scared - she should just check out the compete.com comparison.
Jeremy: OK, it’s not porn. It’s where the CEO takes off her clothes to impress a puppet. Can’t say I blame her. I took my clothes off at Arrington’s party back when we launched our book and it worked great for traffic back then too. http://www.flickr.com/photos/jdlasica/101850677/
I get a much better understanding of Zivity business now. We need more of such deep and serious analysis, definitely. Thanks Loren.
Don’t you ever block nipples with your face again.
the shel puppet sure is awesome! I would love to see a scoble interview, who wudn’t .
Robert Scoble, get your head out of my way!
Is there an uncensored version?!
Now I understand why Cyan said “it was fun pitching to those VCs…”
Meng: yeah, it’ll cost you $.99 on Loren’s service.
The Puppet is awesome! Robert, i empathize with you completely
The Shel Puppet interviewed a beautiful woman and had a light-hearted interview that made people laugh and may have turned them on to something new.
Scoble is bragging because he gets to talk to the guy who runs disqus (FAIL FAIL FAIL EPIC FAIL NO COMMENT IMPORTING ON DAY ONE FAIL) and some tool from AT&T (NSA Remote Offices).
Then, he belittles the company as a “porn site” completely missing the point that it’s a community driven adult site that has venture capital behind it.
Scoble, yet again, proves he is completely out of touch.
Closest Scoble will ever get to touching boobs?
Best Shel Isreal puppet interview ever!
When Scobles leaves fastcompany in a year or so, maybe Loren will give him a job as his assistant or something - Scoble, your videos SUCK! No one cares you will be interviewing CEO’s of Top 100 companies, any of Loren’s recent 5 minutes satirical videos would be much more interesting. You are YESTERDAY’S NEWS Scoble.
The best thing you ever did was Channel9 and specifically the Bill Hill stuff, you have not done anything as good since leaving MS except earn more money and watch your waist-line expand into “obese” territory.
If I never hear about this stupid company again, it will be only too soon.
so funny.
Great PR. Hands-down amazing.
best. TC post. ever.
That was awesome. I knew there would be some sort of Scoble reference from the Twitter post, but nothing that amazing.
Zivity is a joke.
doh, video was pulled by youtube.
Someone, please repost somewhere!
Shel looks more attractive than Zivity!