March 31, 2008

Why We’re Suing Facebook For $25 Million In Statutory Damages

Michael Arrington

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When I started TechCrunch nearly three years ago it was meant to be little more than a hobby. I love startups, and writing about them was fun, not work. But since then this hobby has grown into a real business. We have a number of full and part time employees that need to get paid every two weeks, and advertisers/sponsors that we owe a certain level of professionalism towards. We’ve also acquired a number of other startups (plus this one, just announced). TechCrunch is a serious thing, and needs to be treated seriously by others. We demand some respect around here.

My own personal brand has risen over the years as well to the point where I believe I can say without hubris that I am a very important person. Forbes recently named me No. 2 on their list of web celebrities, for example, and Business Week says I’m one of the 25 most influential people on the web. I’ve also appeared in numerous JibJab videos. More details, if you care to read them, are on our about page. My agent has told me numerous times that I need to be more careful with how I leverage my personal brand, and to be aware of others who are using/abusing it for commercial reasons.

So we’ve been increasingly concerned about developments at Facebook over the last few months that allow advertisers to post ads using my picture and name to endorse their products without my explicit permission. I’ve received literally dozens of emails from readers asking me if I’m associated with Blockbuster’s Movie Clique application, or the new Jackass movie (no to both).

These ads appear in both the sidebar and in my friends’ news feeds. See examples below:

Our attorneys believe that the use of my image and name in third party advertising is a violation of my statutory and common law publicity rights (we’ve written explicitly about this issue before). Specifically, this leads to user confusion as to whether or not I am actually endorsing these products.

The key factor in determining whether a use is permitted or not in California (where I live) is Civil Code Section 3344, which was first enacted in 1971. California is perhaps more aggressive than any other state in protecting publicity rights because of the number of people engaged in the entertainment business. The law allows for recuperation of damages, attorney’s fees and injunctive relief, as well as unspecified punitive damages and statutory damages of $750/incident in the event a person’s “name, voice, signature, photograph, or likeness” is used “in any manner on or in products, merchandise, or goods, or for purposes of advertising or selling, or soliciting purchases of products, merchandise, goods or services, without such person’s prior consent.” There are additional common law remedies available to us as well.

Facebook will argue that users give permission in the terms and conditions. They also allow users to opt out of having their images placed in ads. Our lawyers say that’s a pretty good defense but that they can most likely win over a jury anyway if they focus more on emotional issues rather than the actual facts and legal precedent.

In truth, there hasn’t been much in way of actual damages to back up the lawsuit. But where we’ll really be able to stick it to Facebook is the $750 per incident statutory damages. It’s a stretch, but we’re going to argue that every impression of an ad that includes my name or likeness is an “incident.” Based on our calculations and recent comscore data, we estimate the number of impressions to be in the hundreds of thousands at the very least. Multiplying that number by $750 gets us to damages of at least $150 million.

At this point we’re prepared to settle the case for $25 million in Facebook stock (priced at the employee option price, not that ridiculous $15 billion Microsoft valuation), a small fraction of the amount we’ll almost certainly receive if this case goes to trial, plus guaranteed exclusives on all new Facebook product releases. A recent case involving Taster’s Choice, for example, had an award of $15.6 million in damages.

I am sad that this had to blow up to the point where we are publicly suing Facebook over the matter. We’ll be filing the lawsuit tomorrow along with a related civil case for assault and battery and infliction of emotional distress. In a round of negotiations over the lawsuit with Facebook led by Chief Privacy Officer Chris Kelly, things got out of hand. When our team of lawyers offered to settle for a mere $50 million, Kelly told me Facebook would “bury you and bury your crappy blog” if we filed the suit. He then threw his steaming hot triple soy latte espresso at me, which caused extensive second degree burns over the top half of my body. Later on, he also unfriended me.

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  1. James

    I hate April Fools’ day on the internet.

  2. newssweb

    Michael, is this true or just a 1st of April joke: “he then threw his steaming hot triple soy latte espresso at me, which caused extensive second degree burns over the top half of my body.” ?

  3. Judson

    Your a day early.

    oh well.

    I laugh anyways.

  4. Chris

    April fools?

    Come on this one is WAY to easy!

  5. slayerboy

    and so it begins……………..

  6. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a 3

    come on man, you can do a lot better than this.

  7. April's Fool

    Aprils fool on you!

  8. Johnny Blaze

    I was slightly sold till the end when the coffee was thrown…hahha….fun read though Michael!

  9. Daniel

    He he, I used Google Future GDay and found out this was a joke!

    IPitytheAprilFoools!

  10. Ali

    LOL! Nice try.

  11. xin chen

    I think we should really stop this april fool day thing. Is been a fool honorable enough to celebrated with a “DAY”?

  12. shafi

    wow

    Good luck on 25$ million bucks. Allot of people would be rich because of this.

    USA recession is here.

  13. Shiv Kumar

    Michael,

    I read TechCrunch on a daily basis. A lot of the articles I find here are super interesting.

    Now if this is not a prank, I think this is serious business and you have all the rights in your favour. I don’t care how big a business is, it has no business threatening other businesses.

    That last part really got my hair standing on end. Personally, if I were you I’d go after them with everything I had. It’s the principle of the thing really.

    So keep us posted and best of luck,

    Shiv.

  14. Gandolf Hübinger

    Brilliant, Mr. Arringrton! Go for it and spare some change for your friends at the StartUp-scene in Berlin. We will take you out for a German beer.

    Happy holidays, G.H.

  15. Alex

    Haha. You had me going there for a second.

  16. John Wesley

    Next year I’m starting April Fool’s on March 30th.

  17. tb

    You had me at “TechCrunch is a serious thing, and needs to be treated seriously by others.”… APRIL FOOLS!

  18. Brandon

    Let’s see… Facebook top navigation > Privacy > News Feed and Mini-Feed > Social Ads > Appearance in Social Ads > (drop down select) No one… Very very lame April fools joke (and not even on April Fools day).

  19. Sebastien

    I was gonna say you’re a total douche for biting the hand that feeds you but I came to realize that it’s a joke. Sorry for thinking you’re a douche. That won’t happen again ;-)

  20. Andrew Zarick

    Nice attempt at building some backlinks.

  21. Alex Kaminski

    I think the reference to FuckedCompany gave it away.

  22. Nuno

    Show us the second degree burns and we will certainly believe it!!

  23. Loren

    I took this seriously until the last couple paragraphs. Hilarious though.

  24. TM

    hehe, good start to the day!

  25. Brandee Barker

    Mike, Mike, Mike, thanks for the early April Fool’s joke - good one! Of course you can set your privacy so your face NEVER appears in a social ad on Facebook. I’ll pay you 25 CENTS if you post a screenshot of the privacy page for your readers :)

    Brandee Barker
    Facebook

    PS - you spelled Chris Kelly’s name wrong. Oh, and he wants to know if you’re available for lattes anytime soon?

  26. Chad

    Great AF joke. If it were real, FB would most likely be protected by the CDA Section 230 (since recent precedent says state IP claims are not excluded).

  27. Faramarz

    Stick it to them Arrington! for all of us.

    this better not be a prank lol… i don’t think you’ll enjoy the backlash :P

  28. FoolMeTwice

    I don’t think its a Joke, it is some really awesome contextually matching technology that can match JackAss the movie and Michael Arrington

  29. Mike

    I have never read a serious piece where the author refers to himself as “I am a very important person”.
    Nice, LOL.

  30. My Instant Auto Loan

    Too early for April Fools - I hope FB has a comeback to make this more interesting…

  31. lawrence

    this better be an April Fool’s joke, if not

    two words: Gold Digger

  32. Michael Arrington

    Brandee - our lawyers were pretty clear that you guys are not allowed to try to communicate with me directly on this matter. Unless you’re prepared to settle immediately, of course. I’ll knock my offer down to a cool $10 million if you act immediately. You guys can soooo afford that.

  33. Jack Chiles

    Michael,

    I would hire me “Jack Chiles” and would advise you to stay from any an all “Balms”

  34. Ed

    Very Funny!

  35. Tom Hobbes

    This was my favorite bit:

    “My own personal brand has risen over the years as well to the point where I believe I can say without hubris that I am a very important person.”

    Next time my wife tells me to take out the trash - I’m using that.

  36. anonymoose

    fail april fools is fail

  37. Randy

    When you want to be taken as a real company then you don’t waste your readers time with a stupid kid’s story.

    Funny how the ‘Net companies want to be considered legit company, but they don’t really want to act grown up.

  38. Shakir Razak

    Hi,

    It always works, and get great link-baiting, but it’s got tiresome very quickly, everyone on the net devoting so much planning to it, trying to out do each other.

    Yours curmudgeonly,

    Shakir Razak

  39. Rajiv Doshi

    This is a day early but funny none the less. But I don’t doubt that you are a very important person, some people think you can make or break start ups ;) not that I believe that hype, I read TC because I think it does a good job covering news about startups.

  40. sean coon

    “I believe I can say without hubris that I am a very important person.”

    hahaha

  41. Bill

    Michael,

    I new about this lawsuit yesterday when I used G-Day. Thus, it’s now old news.

  42. anon

    you totally had me there :(

  43. Daniel Scocco

    Shouldn’t the title of the post be:” Why I am Jumping the Gun on April’s Fool and Posting a Prank on March 31st”?

  44. Mike

    I wish you were actually represented by that Ashton Kutcher photographer’s rep dude who threatened with the cease and desist….now THAT would have been a funny April Fool’s joke…except that he would not have figured it out and sued you for using his name.

  45. Matthew

    Ha. Not sure if this is an April fools joke? Anyone that didn’t read the article all the way through might be reminded of that trick quiz we all took in high school.

    Remember the quiz that taught you that reading the entire article was requisite.

    From the last paragraph:

    Arrington: “He then threw his steaming hot triple soy latte espresso at me, which caused extensive second degree burns over the top half of my body.”

    Happy April, Michael.

  46. Adam Hyman

    Hahahaha, happy April Fools to you too!

  47. dmatias

    fight fight fight!! ;-)

  48. LOL WUT

    Meh. Convincing in some parts but bad in others

  49. Jesus H Christ

    count me in. lets sue the f@!kers.

  50. Andrew G.R.

    The funny thing is, TC wields so much influence, that at this time next year - jokes like this might not be an option.

  51. jon

    I was prepared for an epic TechCrunch vs. facebook court battle, but now you’ve ruined my dreams.

  52. Daniel

    You had me for a split second, then I saw straight through the smoke and mirrors.

    April Fools!!

  53. massiah

    disappointing AF joke Michael

    diasppointing indeed. you guys could have done much better

    I will still keep reading TC though

    (hopefully next year will be better?) — why not write an AF’s joke that TC got acquired by another company???

  54. Frank Gruber

    Good luck with your lawsuit and April Fools. ;)

  55. Stan Oleynick

    Nice one Mike. :)

  56. Bill Gates

    Foolish phranks again Arrington?

  57. Michael

    :) Got a good chuckle from this one… You and Fake Steve would get along great!!

  58. Tyler Wright

    Too bad that interview with Zuckerberg didn’t go better last year eh?

  59. Simon Lynch

    Link-bait or lame…?

    Given some recent quality ‘issues’ I guess you were hoping people think you had finally flipped. Dunno, you might have just tried leveraging your brand a little more to bring a consortium of the ‘great and good’ to bid for Yahoo against the Borg… Too stoopid, probably, but more credible.

  60. jackmayhofferr

    Mike

    Guess the fake story — you listing to Stern these days

    lame Aprils fools joke. Totally saw through it. And yes, you can disable the feature The other case you mentioned, the model who got $15MM, is in no way similar to yours.

    If it is a real case — then you are just lame

  61. iamashmartin

    Damn Arrington you sly fox. For a second there I thought this meant I was going to have to halt production on my Michael Arrington action figures - coming soon!

  62. jackmayhofferr

    even funnier is that you choose a screen shot of your picture next to a Jackass ad.

    Ironic, no truth in advertising

  63. techmine

    Even if you want Mike, you cannot sue facebook. Its been your favorite startup for a long time now. Remember the readers have to bear extra ordinarily high number of posts about facebook ?? :)

  64. Brian

    “Our lawyers say that’s a pretty good defense but that they can most likely win over a jury anyway if they focus more on emotional issues rather than the actual facts and legal precedent.”

    :-)

  65. Ben Metcalfe

    Yawn. April fools are so 1.0.

    I actually thought TC:FR’s “we’re creating a magazine” was more apt and witty.

    This doesn’t actually seem very funny to me, really. And had to be really egged up in order to make it sound half-real.

    I’m glad I was able to enjoy the TC:Fr joke post.

  66. Brian

    ok, even better: “My agent has told me numerous times”

  67. Nat

    Michael,

    You had made me think about this joke, i thought it was real..hahaha

    Nat
    http://www.workersinc.com

  68. Jim

    Holy crap. You totally fooled me, dude. Way to go. See, if you had posted it tomorrow I wouldn’t have believed a word.

    I’m going to wipe the egg off my face now.

  69. Chewxy

    tl;dr April Fools Day joke… meh

  70. Alex Iskold

    Mike, this made me laugh really hard, especially the last sentence - thanks!!

  71. Lawrence Salberg

    Hilarious. I was really hoping T/C’s April Fool’s joke would best all the others on the net - and so far, it looks as if it has done so. One of the funniest and well thought out I’ve read in a long time.

    Great job, Michael & Co. Keep up the good work. It’s sad, perhaps, that we value these types of shenanigans just as much as we do cutting-edge news stories that you uncover, but our doleful lives wouldn’t be the same without you guys (er, and gals!).

  72. Walter Quickman

    Genius, really.

  73. Greg Magarshak

    Nice April Phoolz

    I thought it was real all the way until the a.viary :)

  74. Zemode

    I liked last year’s prank better. Fucked company and TechCrunch merging. This one is lame.

  75. Alan

    You had me right up to the point of the Latte toss. April fools.

  76. Blah

    Blah! Had me. But agreed with Zemode… Lame. Almost turned me off the TechCrunch.

  77. Marshall Kirkpatrick

    I fell for last year’s for at least a few minutes. This one I was laughing along with from the start - I swear! Keep it up Mike, they say humor is the best substitute for sleeping. :) Hope you’re well.

  78. Triple Soy Latte Espresso

    Mr. Arrington,

    I’m suing TechCrunch for sexual harassment for calling me “steaming hot”. I don’t even know you that way!

    Whatever….Ms. Expresso.

  79. Christopher Finke

    Are you doing it because April Fool’s Day is stupid on the Internet, especially when you don’t wait until April 1 to pull your prank? I thought so.

  80. Rob

    Funny. This would have been such a deviation from Michael’s core principles. I remember seeing a post where he ridiculed lawsuits of this sort.

    Happy April Fools’.

  81. Dennis Howlett

    Didn’t have me for a moment but then I’d read how Shel Israel got duped by Darren Rowse a few moments earlier.

  82. jenkins

    Not even remotely believable.

  83. Chris Saad

    I’ve been called to testify! http://chrissaad.wordpress.com.....a-witness/

  84. Cathy Brooks

    You had me until the latte.

  85. David Novakovic

    it’s april 1st here. there is a world outside the USofA people, Michael is obviously aware of it, why aren’t you?

  86. facecrunch

    C’mon, facecrunch can’t sue facebook. That’s a fundamental law of nature. No one is going to buy that. Who else are you guys going to pen love letters to if it’s not facebook?

  87. Ujwal

    even if it is april fools joke, its a great point Michael makes that warns against firm using shady techniques to take advantage of people using their product…

    either way, fun