June 27, 2007

When You’ve Got To Go, Go To Mizpee.com

Duncan Riley

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mizpee.pngMizPee is a new service focused on delivering pertinent information regarding the location of nearby restrooms.

Using MizPee is as simple as surfing to mizpee.com via a mobile device browser. Users simply enter their location and MizPee delivers a list of nearby toilets, how far away the toilet is, a rating and whether it requires payment. Further details may include disabled access, whether the restroom includes a diaper-changing station and for those really keen on browsing for the best toilet, user comments as well.

SMS is also supported; users can send a text message to 415-350-2290 with their location and receive details of their nearest loo in return.

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  1. Tom

    I think it’s safe to say this marks the begining of the end for Web 2.0. are people really running out of good ideas?

  2. Duncan Riley

    Tom
    I’m not sure if there is a business model, but I think its a great idea, certainly when I was in NY last year finding a loo was bloody hard, this site would have come in handy.

  3. Beatbox

    This is the most retarded startup idea I’ve ever seen on TechCrunch. When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to GO. Who wants to hop on their cell phone and try to do a search when they’ve got a turtle head poking out? Deadpool in 6 months.

  4. Beatbox

    Duncan,

    This service might be more useful in Europe, but here in the States, you don’t have to pay to go to the restroom. There are fast food places on every corner when you can drain the vein. The only thing bloody hard is the turd that comes out after marinating while you’re waiting for search results.

  5. Aydin Mirzaee

    version 2.0 will include scheduled bathroom trips that will work with your outlook calender…

    The system looks up where you are at what times and regularly gives you a feed of bathroom locations… lol… I actually meant for this to be a joke… but, hmmm… interesting idea anyway…

    Aydin.

  6. WTL

    Whatever happened to asking a real, breathing human being where there might be a nearby “loo”? Sadly, some people believe technology belongs everywhere. I’m not one of them.

    If only bandwidth and storage costs would triple or even quadruple, 75% of these nonsense startups would just go away. I’d happily be willing to pay higher cost for my sites because they happen to be REAL businesses. It’s as if 4 out of 5 new sites we see on Techcrunch were thought up by a car of drunk geeks waiting in the drive-thru for Taco Bell. A quick stop at Godaddy and a few dozen hours of coding later…. Bam… we’ve got the next great concept which will undoubtedly get funded for a few million. Only if they are in Cali of course ;)

  7. Tom

    Duncan,

    NYC has a restuarant every 10 feet, all restuarants have bathrooms..it’s not really that hard. If you have time to get out the cell phone and use the site, you don’t have to go bad enough not to be able to find one the old fashioned way.

    The problem here is audience. This would have an audience with our mothers, for example, however my mom can barely use a computer, let alone a mobile app.

  8. yongfook

    web 2.0 just jumped the shark.

    :(

  9. Concrete Stain

    - I could’ve used this in NY time Square -

    - ended up paying for a burger, leaving it on the counter - to get the receipt to show the ‘guard’ to the upstairs

    - (the bathroom was for paying customers only)

  10. Jeremiah Owyang

    I really couldn’t’ stop laughing after seeing this.

  11. Jackson

    I don’t know about this one! (lol)

  12. Greg Harris

    We have many customers doing interesting things with our SMS API. This is one idea that I must say has never even occurred to me.

    I can see it being useful. Not sure how it will be monetized though. Hey MizPee, if you want to charge $.50 each time someone needs to pee, let us know.

    http://www.mobilemarketing.net

  13. Chandler

    I’m working on a website that identifies where people are farting, and can send you an SMS letting you know to stay away from those poor smelling areas. Currently seeking $4.5MM in funding if anyone is intersted.

  14. Come on!

    If I launch a new website, it freakin’ BETTER get a writeup on TC if ideas like this are getting press!

  15. Rational Beaver

    This is hilarious. I seriously considered this same idea about a year ago, even going so far as to create a mock-up homepage and naming it PottyPlanner. I must admit, I hadn’t thought about the mobile component - I was thinking of something that works more like SeatGuru (plan in advance). I think the mobile implementation gives this idea a lot more credence, but I wonder if it will make it harder to monetize. I will enjoy following this site to see if it actually works.

    Sidenote: If you think your ideas are original or unique, you’re in for a surprise. Implementation is what matters.

  16. Jeremy Pepper

    Duncan, let me introduce you to Starbucks. They have bathrooms. One on every corner.

  17. Andy

    If cell phones had enough power to run Googleearth, you could just turn on the “bathrooms” layer and click on little toilet icons to find the closest one.

  18. Greg Harris

    Wondering if they will be coming out with the GPS enabled version. I hate having to type in my location when I really need to go… Just press a button and have the phone lead me there.

  19. lawrence

    @14, i agree.

    this is ridiculous. and that’s putting it mildly.

    if you reeeally needed to pee, would you have the time to go to this silly site?
    just look around for a diner, store, or whatever…and there you have it.

  20. Richard Corsale

    Cmon guys , this is a hoax .. dhua …

  21. ChandraBajpai

    TechCrunch shouldn’t waste time, space and bandwidth on stupid startups like this. I wonder if they will have a premium subscription service?

  22. ChandraBajpai

    TechCrunch shouldn’t waste time, space and bandwidth on stupid startups like this. I wonder if they will have a premium subscription service? Imagine trying to pitch this to a VC?

  23. Mike D

    This service reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where George asks Jerry to give him any location in the city and he tells him the best bathroom to go to in that area.

    JERRY: Alright.. Sixty-fifth and Tenth.

    GEORGE: (Scoffs) Are you kidding? Lincoln Center. Alice Tully Hall, the Met. Magnificent facilities!

  24. deedee

    lol… anybody up for mizpoo.com? :)

  25. Andrew

    @22…its all about money, every single “crappy” article still brings in thousands of pageviews

  26. Shawn

    Ridiculous. It would be 100x faster for me just to ask someone where the nearest restroom is!

  27. MARK KLEIN MD

    Maybe if Duncan Riley took a shit more frequently, his writing wouldn’t be so constipated.

  28. Ed

    @23, hahahahaha.

    Actually, it shouldn’t just be the Ms. but also that’s great for those with kids.

    Seriously, just like the Seinfeld episode, knowing where the best restroom is important. Although it seems it’s that not important for some of you who seem like slobs, especially #27. You seem like a slob with everything you do.

  29. Evan

    OUCH!

  30. Saagar

    Was this post supposed to be funny? Can someone explain me the subtle humor? I am unable to comprehend the humor in this post on Techcrunch :)

  31. Turltle Speed

    worst ideas ever.how are people getting money from VCS for this shit, no pun intended.

  32. Richard Miller

    It would’ve been really nice if they had combined this service with a Pub finding service. That way you close the circle, if you know what I mean. First you help people find a place to drink beer and then you help them find the toilet. Pretty nice, aye!

  33. Jake

    It’s officially 1999 again.

  34. Gyorgy Fekete

    I think this is the point where we are starting to realize that all the community and web 2.0 stuff is saturated…

  35. geg

    Quit your crying, this is amusing news.. for those of you bitching that it’s not “good enough” for TC, hopefully a startup will come along soon which will inform you on the best way to remove the stick from out of your ass.

  36. pwb

    April Fools?

  37. Steve

    Miz Pee is hot.

  38. WHAT!?

    Mizpee.com (2007) = Potty.com (1999)

    Who forgot to flush the toilet?

  39. patricia

    Ok, not to be mean, because I love TC and get a lot of insight from it, but this isn’t something I would at all be interested in, in any capacity, as an executive in the industry. I think it’s a waste of space on the site, honest.

  40. Stephen

    I agree with #6 - why a person can’t just ask someone is kind of odd. Maybe a language barrier?

    How about this:

    Persons who use MizPee can upload photos of the bathrooms they just…”visited” from their mobile phones for future folks to view the condition of the place before they venture forth.

    That would be funnier than sh*t.

  41. Len Barchak

    Many of the comments here about MizPee are huffy and angry. Wouldn’t it be better to just play with the idea–as an intellectual game–to bring out newer and better ideas? (Surely venture capitalists shouldn’t be just as ideological as politicians, right?) As Milton long ago wrote in Areopagitica: an idea may be completely wrong, but it may lead to a really good or true path. In this response cache–for instance–too few of the comments recognize the existence of a potential audience, viz. women, who often care about this much more than most men. Is this same kind of thinking-error made when they conceptualize other genuine high tech products? If so, a better system than cock-sure intuition is needed to plumb the pool of potential customers. Let the intellectual play begin!

  42. WhatDa

    Are we in a bubble? How do they actually expect to make money on this? Inserted ads for Depends adult diapers?!

  43. Ravi

    Hilarious idea! Cant stop laughing…
    Wait i gotta go, damn! site is down, no network coverage!
    Wat should i do?

  44. Hasan Luongo

    lots of people venting here, I saw the demo for mizpee at Startup Camp and last night at SF Beta and thought it was quite cool. Simply put it could be a useful service, especially for tourists and city dwellers out on the town for a little drinkin.

    A GPS locater service that answers the question of where you are would be really nice, then its just a simple text or ping to the mobile site and you get the info you need.

    if this was 99 mizpee would have announced a $15 million funding round and be planning their ipo next week, but this is 07, someone took an idea, built a simple app and launched.

  45. patricia

    @ Len, I’m not angry. I’m also a woman and can say that I wouldn’t bother with this service.

    Sorry!

  46. Marques

    Ok, I usually do not jump on the comment wagon here on TC, but this last post pushed me over. The issue is not with TC posting this article, I am great full that TC writes about the good, bad and ugly of web2. My issue is that most of the web 2.0 services that are coming out lately suck! Are we really out of good ideas? Have we push the internet usefulness (in it’s current state) to its limit?

    I hope not, I am working on a startup web service (OMG not another web 2.0 site) and I really hope that my service brings value and not just a waste of time to users. There is a lot of objectiveness to what brings value and I can see while some web services may bring value to my life while other do not.

    As for Mizpee, it is hard for me to see ANYONE acquiring enough value for the effort needed to use it. Sorry, but come on it is a toilet finder for god’s sake!

    Last note, when I do go public with my service, hopefully TC will notice (just wishful thinking).

    Marques

  47. Tim Mugayi

    Oh my the worst startup idea ever, I think its pointless.

  48. Jon

    Great idea… their database must be HUGE considering the number of trees and firehydrants in any given city.

    Jon

  49. Andrew

    Are you shitting me?

    I heard yahoo was buying this startup.

  50. Len

    Intellectual curiosity and the suspension of disbelief while pursuing a fertile idea was my point, not the assigning of all women to an on-line loo. It doesn’t really matter what a particular potential audience member can say as put down. What matters is whether there is an audience or customer segment that will support the service. Marketing is never like voting for president. A 51% percent rejection by women, men or whoever does not negate the market for the other 49% percent. The question is how is segment the audience: demographics or lifestyle? Once again, can there be intellectual play about the MizPee idea so that it yields fresh insights? Or just gotcha?

  51. Grzegorz Daniluk

    @ Tom

    This also marks the beginning of the end for Techcrunch. I do not want that kind of posts in my RSS reader. It is time to unsubscribe?

    I would like to read detailed analysis of some good start-up, their technology, ideas, uniques, etc. Spend at least 3 hours per startup. And one post at a day is enough.

  52. Gomzi

    Haha…
    Just smiling and waiting for the next post :)

  53. Kyle

    we already covered this on uncov and did NOT give it a fluffy review.

    http://www.uncov.com/2007/6/21.....he-poop-go

  54. Haha dumbass

    Jon are you unemployed or some sort of animal? Who the fuck pisses on a fire hydrant?

  55. Al

    We started up a company to potentially save lives and could we get on TC? No, but this site did, what gives?

    http://www.smstextnews.com/200.....ities.html

  56. Brandon

    It’s TC that has jumped the shark. You guys are now, officially, all over the place. One day it’s last.fm’s serious transgressions, the next it’s…this?

    At least establish some new category feeds for this type of *crap* so we can NOT subscribe to it.

  57. Ron Diggity

    This is the most retarded service ever! Techcrunch has officially lost its appeal to me, do you guys not have any worthy stories?

    TC HAS JUMPED THE SHARK!

  58. No Idea (sic)

    I’d be really concerned about building “community” around toilet vists… MizPee.com becomes MrPaedo.com?

  59. MrPee

    So, there I sat,
    broken hearted,
    had to sh*t,
    but only farted!

  60. Coralpoetry

    Hi

    Mizpee might work if it could be transformed into a Stalls of Honor and Styles of Shame search engine. The plushest places could be registered and the worst conveniences could be listed. A public convenience does not seem to be high on anyone’s agenda because of lack of care by the public. We get what we deserve. A loo does not have to be a commode in a cylindrical aluminium structure, or a hole in the ground protected by timber fencing. A few establishments are equipped with mirrors bordered with beautiful etchings and oceanic wall tiles, mock Sistine Chapel, vaulted ceilings and skylights and cubicles with ornate flocked silk wallpaper, and an automatic flushing system

    Regards,
    Coral

    http://www.coralpoetry.blogspot.com

  61. Simon

    the http://www.mizturd.com domain is still available - wow, what an opportunity!!!

    not

  62. Come on!

    NewsCorp may buy this website. At Rupert’s age I’m sure he’s going to the can every 9 minutes.

    What kind of Deadpool jokes can you make about MizPee.com? I’m sure it’s endless.

  63. Silly-Valley

    Alright—–this calls it…top o the bubble!

    Laaaaaast call!

    drinks are over…time to go home.

  64. John B

    Honestly, I think that the idea isn’t half bad, especially as they are targetting women, who from my experience, (not being a woman myself), really value cleanliness in the toilets they use. I’m not sure about the execution, (for example, their site still serves up the apache favicon), but it could improve.

    This idea has been discussed here: http://www.airbagindustries.co.....lopr_1.php already, and quite a few people think it’s a good idea, and it looks like a competing service may be launching at shittr.com soon.

  65. Oreopinion

    Maybe the creators of the site merely wanted a solution to their own problem of finding a bathroom. It’s awesome that they went ahead and created a system to meet their needs. I also find it amazing at the attention that this service is receiving. There are tons of sites out there that would give anything to get front-page attention on TC, and yet the guys that focus on bathroom activities are given the spotlight. Now that’s an amazing accomplishment!

  66. Craig

    While the idea is innovative, I don’t always think innovation and success go hand in hand:). Come on now… Let’s leave our black berry out of our Bathroom decision making abilities. I think I have enough sense to run into any one of the many coffee shops, restaurants, departments stores etc…. to take care of business:)

    As for the feedback system on washroom cleanliness, I don’t know about you, but when I have really go, the last thing I am thinking about is how aesthetically pleasing my bathroom experience will be. Any porceline will do!

  67. Al Ramirez

    Not a company that will change the world but at least its an honest effort if not a somewhat funny one. Nothing like bathroom humor to break up the day.

  68. John B

    @Craig: True, we should leave our blackberry out of our bathroom decision, however, we should leave our blackberry out of a lot of stuff but choose not to. If people are willing to use their blackberry, (or iPhone, or whatever), to find a bathroom, (we’ll see if that’s the case), then somebody might as well make a few bucks off of it ;)

  69. Paul

    Yes it’s stupid, but go look at the corporate site: http://www.yojomobile.com/

    PeePlace is presumably just a (Piss-poor) attention grabbing demo/prototype to convey the kind of smd/mobile location-based search they’re trying to build. It grabbed attention, now how are they going to be different to everyone else trying to do ad-funding location search?

  70. Coralpoetry

    Hi,

    OK - Here’s a useful mantra - if it can be seen (Duncan has merely highlighted this start-up) it can be enhanced.

    Regards,
    Coral

  71. Peter

    i’m not a TC fanboy like most posters i see, here, but it’s important to occasionally put posts up on TC that might actually be, you know, useful. this might be one of them.

    that said, the more difficult problem is finding a way for businesses and local gubments to provide adequate facilities that don’t get trashed. lots of good ideas coming out of europe (night-time rise-out-of-the-ground pee stations for men) - would like to see more, here. so, this website is a step in the right direction.

    most TCers are boring teetotallers, and as such are unable to comprehend why a service like this might be important to not just individuals, but to city governments and businesses who have to hire people to wash the piss off their stoops every morning.

  72. Nemrut

    Beatbox, plse refrain from sharing your gastrointestinal malfunctions..i almost choked on my omelette.

    that aside, unlike others i think this is a wonderful idea. for Americans in the U.S. maybe less so than for travelers/tourists coming to the states and abroad.

    the value of the svc will be realized only if people continue to add to the database of viable options to ‘lighten one’s load.’

  73. Naren

    This is probably the worst idea;)

  74. Marques

    Imagine this:
    You are walking down a street and it hits you, you need to take a shit!

    Your first reaction is not to look for the nearest gas station, fast food joint or starbucks (ignore the fact that there is at least one of them in sight at all times).

    Instead you flip open your cell and access the internet. After misspelling mizpee 3 times you finally get to mizpee. You then misspell the nearest intersection 5 times (the increase input error rate is cause by long street names and your body is pissed off b/c it wants to take a shit and you are texting). You then read the reviews of listed bathrooms to insure that they meet your cleanliness standards, why squat if you can sit? So after 5-10 minutes you finally find the nearest and cleanest bathroom, but to your disappointment you have already shitted in your pants and you now need to find the nearest shower.

    This sparked the creation of my new web service mizshittedonme.com. A mobile service that locates the closest public shower or bathhouse.

  75. Ericka

    This would be good in some cities… but the 7 cities it uses are not any of them. I doubt I’d have a hard time finding a bathroom in NY or LA. Help me find one in Franconia, NH, and I’ll be impressed ;)

  76. nitsuj

    dang, there goes my idea for MrShitz

  77. Come on!

    How about a social network for people who pee and shit in public?

  78. Craig Hughes

    Web 2.0 gone mad… I can’t remember the last start-up that really excited me? Can you?

  79. Vijay Chakravarthy

    When you read this you will laugh so hard you pee your pants. Thats when you will realize the value of this service..

    Version 2 will come with a plastic bag, for those cases where the network connectivity is spotty.

  80. bdb

    This could be just a “test” app for a platform that will address many other niche needs. Where’s the A-GPS integration?

    I wonder what “great idea” they are developing this system for? I can’t believe this is anything more than a way to develop a system without giving too much info to potential competitors.

  81. James

    So - I tried it.

    FIVE MINUTES to get an SMS back with the message ‘Visit our website’.

    If I need to go that urgently that I need to use my blackberry, I can’t wait FIVE MINUTES for a reply…

    Then, they don’t have data for my city.

    So - I click ‘Add a toilet’ and they don’t let me add toilets for my city…

    ?????

  82. Beatbox

    @71 (Peter) -

    Do you think the people who are “pissing on stoops” are going to take the time to find a restroom on a mobile app? If you’re pissing on stoops, you’re either:

    1.) A drunk college kid who doesn’t care
    2.) A homeless person who doesn’t have a cell

    These are exactly the types of people who would laugh at such an idea.

  83. sick!

    What about PEEING TOMS give girls wrong info?

    They will end up getting raped, kidnapped, sexual assault, spy webcams, etc.

    Bad business model idea. Very sick business startup I ever seen

  84. dumbfounder

    I think this works better as a feature for Twitter, you just text “gotta pee” and it tells you where to go. If they are smart they will try partnering with social networks that have mobile support to offer it as a service.

  85. 60 in 3

    Seriously, you’re covering a start up that allows me to send them an SMS so I can find a place to pee? Who’s the target audience here, men with shy bladders?

  86. David

    Are there any websites yet that tell me where the closest loose pussy is when I need to get laid?

  87. Dave McClure

    i think there could be a great partnership opportunity for MizPee & ZapMeals.com

    ;)

  88. Matt

    It should have been called “Wizzdom of the Crowds”

  89. nitsuj

    @86 - have you tried adultfriendfinder? LOL.

  90. android

    VERY SIMPLE ANALYSIS HERE:

    The comments from Males indicate this is a waste of blog space.

    The comments from Females indicates there is something practical arising from new technologies.

    OK, there are a few cross-overs — but, in general?

  91. ob_gyn

    For any pregnant women, or, for anyone who accompanies a pregnant women in public spaces this is a God Send. Really. Most of those making comments are too young to appreciate the deep wisdom of this venture. Bless them, forever.

    Suggest a strong tie-in with nipple pads and stretch mark creams…

  92. John

    Seriously, how does this get mentioned on techcruch but other small GOOD companies or sites don’t get mentioned unless some VC dumps millions on them or they know someone on the Tech Crunch staff.

  93. Daniel

    Hilarious! A good start of my day, this post.

  94. Luca

    A friend of mine could have used this the over night. He got fined £80 when he got caught doing his business off a bridge by the police…..

  95. Brandy

    Hey peeps- “Jumping the shark” has jumped the shark…

  96. Conor O'Neill

    Taking the piss eh?

  97. ref

    Congrats — this story (and some comments) got picked up by mainstream: salon.com here: http://machinist.salon.com/

    Yup, this is wonderful stuff. . .isn’t the future great!

  98. Dave

    Just pee in the alley. Works everytime in Chicago - and be sure to smile at the camera!

  99. peps

    Honestly, I just think its a fun idea with some bit of advertising potential. Its as funky as Jason TV, or any of the other wave ideas out there. And hey, nobody has complained that testing the market for usage is a bad idea.