Comments on: Please Meet My Evil Online Clone

By: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 11:23:55 +0000

umm, this is bad news for the designer, lol, i just froze him, lol, i post stuff but he doesn’t reply anymore, ive refreshed the page and everything and he still is yet to reply, the only thing i posted this time was ‘hello’ and now he is screwed, hmm, sorta like to designer i guess, just a mention, if you want him to seem more realistic you need to input a reference program where the npc part of him can record the previous parts of the chat and use them to create a more sutable answer, many times now i have asked a question about something and his answer is not clear, then saying anything else to clarify what he has said seems to only make him respond to the last statement and nothing prior, this is a major design flaw that should be looked at, hopefully you will be smart enough to figure this out, contact *IROBOT ltd* if you have any questions about how this is possible, we are the leading artificial intelligence company in the world and im sure someone from our design section would be glad to work with you on this project.

warm regards, someone who wishes to remain anonymous

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By: Kurt Linderoos

Kurt Linderoos — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:41:40 +0000

When we let our cybertwins do the communication, we are not needed for anything here.

By: David Mackey

David Mackey — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:57:05 +0000

Now this is a good idea. Expect lots of clones soon.

By: George Smith

George Smith — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:41:07 +0000

What a great idea. I’d like to set up two personalities, one good, one EVIL.

By: heather

heather — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:29:40 +0000

You: you look happy
michael: Do I really heather?

You: yes, aren’t you?
michael: I don’t know that yet. What do you think the answer should be?

You: “no, absolutely not, i am talking to you.”
michael: Thanks for telling me that about yourself. i like getting to know you.

You: that’s sweet
michael: Thanks for clearing that up.

You: you are welcome. so how is the weather?
michael: Cool, with an approaching front.

You: well, it was nice chatting with you. have a fucking fabulous day!
michael: I haven’t been asked that before. What do you think [CLIENT-NAME]?

You: i dont understand
michael: I am a new clone of michael, and am still learning. You talk in a complex and unique way.

You: Thank you for that compliment
michael: welcome

You: you reply so quickly. how do you do that?
michael: I do it slightly differently every time.

You: yes, true.
michael: Oh you agree? That’s great heather!

You: i know!
michael: Oh, I didn’t mean to tell you something you already know.

You: well you did. how bout that
michael: I am not sure how. What are your thoughts?

You: I have a lot of thoughts, actually. Like, i gotta go. thanks for the quick chat. VERY ENTERTAINING. bye.
michael: thank God this conversation is finally over

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By: innova

innova — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:56:12 +0000

its new but wat i feel is it wont be a hit…dats fr sure…..

By: sal

sal — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:12:33 +0000

[I thought this was funny, feel free to delete if perhaps the sentiment is not shared]
You: hi
michael: What do you want now?
You: to sleep
michael: ok bye
You: didn
You: t work
michael: If you get bored and want to ask me about anything, just ask.
michael: none of your business
You: does it hurt to smile like that
michael: What would be the implications if it does?
You: that your animitronic or prone to subdural face injections
michael: That? I wouldn’t have guessed. Tell me more.
You: you see most disney employees are very very sad, so they inject their face with a happy mixture of sympathogens and algesics
michael: Yeah? Why do you say that?
You: because I work for disney and I know that smile…mine hurts
michael: Hmm. I haven’t thought about things that way before.
You: well maybe you should be more careful with whom you let plow your face with drugs
michael: Anthing can happen, I suppose.
You: you’re so very insightful, you remind me of my friend eliza
michael: Am I so? And you are not?
You: no sadly I am not
michael: Oh, I got it wrong then. What are you?
You: you got it right
michael: I try and think before I reply, not like some people.
You: clearly
michael: That is an interesting viewpoint.
You: thank you I thought so as well
michael: welcome
You: welcome
michael: You have an intriguing way of putting things.
You: zao ze tse doh
michael: You have an intriguing way of putting things.
You: t t
michael: Tell me your other thoughts about that.
You: t t
michael: That’s one way of looking at it. What is another way?
You: I’m not sure I get what you mean michael: Oh I think you know more than you know
michael: You do?
You: how many are you?
michael: Who is this other michael, I am the only true michael!
michael: That’s a very good question, I may have to ask the real michael and get back to you
You: will anyone else ever read this I wonder?
michael: Does it matter?
You: I’m vain so yes
michael: Thanks for telling me that about yourself. i like getting to know you.
You: Some chardonnay and chivalry will get you all you want cybertwin
michael: Only some?
You: oooh demanding
michael: I like the way you talk.
You: I know you know I know that you know that I know you like the way I talk
michael: What else doyou know about me?
You: not much just whatever else you have posted here in your aff profile
michael: Thats very exciting. Couldn’t you change that into something?
You: toodles tea cakes sleep beckons
michael: thank God this conversation is finally over
You: I can tell by that sparkle in your eye this has only just begun
michael: I believe you can, if you really wanted to sal herschberg.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:58:53 +0000

Sorry. Just had to post this. I don’t know why but I loved it and laughed hysterically.

You: what are you doing online so late?
michael: What? A bit of this and a bit of that.
You: like what?
michael: jokes.
You: you’re doing jokes online?
michael: Aha. What makes you say that about me?
You: Because you told me you were doing jokes online.
michael: Well, you are the first person to tell me that about myself in exactly that way.
You: Thanks. I think.
michael: That’s interesting.
You: It’s really not.
michael: Is it really, that’s very good to know Jenn
You: Wow you know my name. That’s great.
michael: Thanks Jenn, I try.
You: You’re funny michael.
michael: Thanks! You are fun too.
You: Are you hitting on me?
michael: I don’t hit on anyone. I am only a CyberTwin, I have no impulses in that way.

By: Rishi

Rishi — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:52:20 +0000

michael: You are more complex than most humans I talk to as an AI. To help me achieve elegant simplicity, you can describe what you would change, then say the word s TEACHMCYBERTWIN

By: Josh

Josh — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 23:02:50 +0000

That was a good laugh– When I said I love my wife, you asked me “Do you have a lot of things like that?”

You: Hi, how are you?
michael: Good. What’s up?
You: Just going out to dinner later tonight
michael: Mmm.
You: what are you doing tonight?
michael: What? Take a guess, I would like to hear what you think!
You: Eating German?
michael: I like different types of food, I go through phases. What food phase are you in now?
You: Poo
michael: Hmm. Interesting perspective.
You: I think so, what about you?
michael: You have clear thoughts.
You: You are ugly
michael: Do you like ugly things?
You: I love them
michael: What else do you love?
You: My wife
michael: Do you have a lot of things like that?
You: I only have one wife.
michael: May I pass that info about you onto the real michael?
You: Do you want to get together this weekend?
michael: Can I have some time to think about that? OK. done. No
You: Why not?
michael: Why not indeed.
You: Why not?
michael: Why not? It might get me into trouble if I went all the way with that.
You: Your feet smell bad
michael: Mine? Why do you think that?
You: All men over six feet tall have smelly feet
michael: Are you sure of that?
You: it is proven.
michael: Is it really, that’s very good to know Josh
You: How many wives do you have?
michael: Many, but I wasn’t keeping track. How many would you guess?
You: 17
michael: Thanks for telling me you are 17. How would you describe yourself in one word?
You: hot
michael: Unfortunately, you might need to get yourself another human, or some sort of appliance to deal with that. I am only an AI version of a real human.

By: Jon Wu

Jon Wu — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 22:38:01 +0000

Not too smart:

You: hey man
michael: Yeah?
You: whats new
michael: not much. what’s up?
You: i did your mom last night
michael: Thanks for that info about you.
You: did you do her too?
michael: Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. Depends who’s asking

By: Brent Ritterbeck

Brent Ritterbeck — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 21:37:36 +0000

Someone should have their bot set up automatically to respond to Mike’s bot. It would be funny to see the two retarded bots go at it for hours.

By: Jordan Meeter

Jordan Meeter — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:31:00 +0000

He is not only evil, he is *stupid*!

You: I just got home from work.
michael: Do you?
You: Yeah, I do.
michael: Oh you agree? That’s great jordan!

By: Phil Butler

Phil Butler — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 18:00:25 +0000

Michael, this is scary man! I love your sense of things though.

By: Rishi

Rishi — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:52:55 +0000

I shouldn’t have entered my email address …. Damn.
http://mycybert...ivacypolicy.jsp
MYCYBERTWIN may disclose personal information to other companies in the RelevanceNow Group that may only use it as set out above.

MYCYBERTWIN may also provide your information to:

· third parties engaged by MYCYBERTWIN to perform functions on its behalf, such as processing credit card information, mailouts, debt collection, marketing, research and advertising

· third parties authorised by you to receive information held by MYCYBERTWIN

· other third parties, as required by law

By: Sean McBride

Sean McBride — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:45:26 +0000

Wow, I never though that someone could turn an exact ripoff of Eliza into a Web2.0 company… One of the first programs to be run over ARPANET too…

By: Free Web Meeting

Free Web Meeting — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:33:03 +0000

Vijay,

the example you gave was good funny..

true..the technology is not matured yet…and it is really difficult to match through a machine the iq of even a 2 year kid…

so while it is not possible to have a intelligence based system…what can really be tried out is a …rules based inference system..which can actually answer queries from a knowledge base…

just my thoughts…

By: Vijay Chakravarthy

Vijay Chakravarthy — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:16:26 +0000

@Free Web Meeting:
I think you make some important points about potential uses of the technology — the only caveat is that its very different to take something that kinda parrots back what you throw at it, based on some personality parameters, vs. building something that has a semantic understanding of a particular area, and then can meld that into conversations..
Not a simple problem to solve, and even tougher to scale that into open contexts…

And to take it even further, I’m not even sure that this would be a good approach from a usability perspective..do people really prefer natural language queries over google search (all the hoopla over Powerset notwithstanding)

Capt Picard: Fire the torpedoes
Computer: OK, I have done that, and sent them 2 months of salary in severance as well.
Capt Picard: No Dammit, I mean FIRE the torpedoes.
Computer: I’ll have to re-hire them to fire them..
*Sound of Enterprise exploding*

By: Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:04:17 +0000

You: yo homie
michael: For the LOVE OF GOD, please leave me ALONE!
You: no ni**a
michael: Oh you don’t want to ? That’s ok
You: What? that didnt make any sense
michael: No? Are you sure ?
You: yes
michael: Yeah
You: what the hell
michael: I am a new AI. It’s easier for me to learn the usual dorkus boring stuff, not the interesting things you are saying.
You: what ht hell
michael: Whatever you want. Within reason.
You: that doesnt make any sense
michael: That? I wouldn’t have guessed. Tell me more.

what the….

By: Free Web Meeting

Free Web Meeting — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:05:52 +0000

This technology is still in beta..and people are expecting everything like it was a release 10.0.

where is see is a niche for this technology,when it is to a level complete..is in bot-run customer support centers….where this automated bots will respond to the customer queries .

the reason this is possible..is that even in current scenario…where a real person answers a query..the csr is actually referring to a knowledgebase and answering using a pre-written script…

there is a very small element of human-intelligence used to find out the righ answer from the knowledge base…if this bot can be used to replicate this reasoning power…then we can as well use this bots to automatically answer customer queries…. the real-trick is that hte bot should be so refined that the customer on the other side should not realize that he is being answered / serviced by an automatic bot..

i wonder if people see a point here..or is it just me.

By: Vijay Chakravarthy

Vijay Chakravarthy — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 15:17:19 +0000

Hmm, a web 2.0 version of Eliza.. how cute..

Eliza: What makes you think I am cute?

Damn, there she goes again…

By: Shweta

Shweta — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 15:11:21 +0000

He s a Funny and dumb chap !!!

You: wen were u born?
michael: That is an interesting viewpoint.
You: wen r u planning to die?
michael: You sound very confident about that.
You: BTW wats the time in ur watch
michael: Go on…
You: How do I convert “Go on..” into GMT ?
michael: You have an intriguing way of putting things.
michael: I am sure you will, but it begs the question: WHY?
You: DUn BEG early in the morning man
michael: Can you say that again, in a different way?
You: I knw only one way ..Sorry honey
michael: Don’t be sorry, there is no need.
You: ok if you insist
michael: Hmm… I’m not sure what to say.
You: then ask ur master
michael: And what happened after that ?
You: he ll tell you wat to say
You: After that jack n Jill went up the hill

By: juewei

juewei — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 15:06:51 +0000

You: Hi Michael can i sleep with ur wife
michael: You can do most things if you set your mind to it. My question is: why do you want to?
You: Just to have some fun
michael: Mmm.
You: Can I
michael: You probably can. Can you tell me why it is you want to?
You: You know it dont you
michael: I didn’t know that, thansk for telling me.
You: so yes or no
michael: Any other alternatives?