Comments on: Apple iLaunch (humor) http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/ Startup and Technology News Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:13:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Chris mankey http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1259785 Chris mankey Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:28:54 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1259785 Ok who the hell cares. About what? The fact that your a jerk? I don't care! Ok who the hell cares.

About what? The fact that your a jerk? I don’t care!

]]> By: David Mackey http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1183124 David Mackey Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:45:44 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1183124 lol. lol.

]]> By: George http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1179478 George Wed, 07 Mar 2007 21:49:57 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1179478 Heard a rumor that a bunch of Apple employees including Jobs himself were secretly testing a new product internally known as iAnus an internet connected smart-portal of some kind Heard a rumor that a bunch of Apple employees including Jobs himself were secretly testing a new product internally known as iAnus an internet connected smart-portal of some kind

]]> By: Bryan http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1178342 Bryan Wed, 07 Mar 2007 19:29:59 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1178342 True enough. True enough.

]]> By: Jason http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1178087 Jason Wed, 07 Mar 2007 18:57:49 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1178087 Lighten up you guys, sheesh. Nobody made you read the post. Lighten up you guys, sheesh. Nobody made you read the post.

]]> By: Bryan http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1177576 Bryan Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:54:59 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1177576 I understand the need for explaining obvious facets of a topic in the name of reaching a wider audience, but honestly, which of your readers wouldn't know the Onion's M.O. or couldn't figure it out instantly? This post wins patronizer of the day. I understand the need for explaining obvious facets of a topic in the name of reaching a wider audience, but honestly, which of your readers wouldn’t know the Onion’s M.O. or couldn’t figure it out instantly?

This post wins patronizer of the day.

]]> By: Cap http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1177389 Cap Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:27:26 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1177389 Forget about Bill Gates and Steve Jobs for a second, they just killed off Captain America?! WTF. http://wizarduniverse.stores.yahoo.net/cap25.html Forget about Bill Gates and Steve Jobs for a second, they just killed off Captain America?! WTF. http://wizarduniverse.stores.yahoo.net/cap25.html

]]> By: Steve http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1177348 Steve Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:22:44 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1177348 Scott sucks Bill Gates' cock!!!! Scott sucks Bill Gates’ cock!!!!

]]> By: scott http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1176927 scott Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:34:44 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1176927 I hate steve Jobs. This is perfect I hate steve Jobs. This is perfect

]]> By: Mike http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1176694 Mike Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:09:53 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1176694 LOL...gotta love the humor there! Micah http://foodforethought.wordpress.com LOL…gotta love the humor there!

Micah
http://foodforethought.wordpress.com

]]> By: Ashish Mohta http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1176054 Ashish Mohta Wed, 07 Mar 2007 15:14:18 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1176054 Apple Itune is vista compatible....do check http://technospot.net/blogs/index.php/2007/03/07/apple-itunes-is-now-vista-compatible/ Apple Itune is vista compatible….do check http://technospot.net/blogs/in.....ompatible/

]]> By: Mark http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1175993 Mark Wed, 07 Mar 2007 15:08:54 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1175993 Mate stop letting this site go down hill with joke posts. - Useless Account was OK, but it's enough now. Mate stop letting this site go down hill with joke posts. - Useless Account was OK, but it’s enough now.

]]> By: Rajeev Vashisht http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1175580 Rajeev Vashisht Wed, 07 Mar 2007 14:33:19 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1175580 Cool Stuff, But all this is not fiction now, there are AI solutions which can solve new problems some day we may have the above mentioned product. http://www.tekno-world.blogspot.com Cool Stuff,

But all this is not fiction now, there are AI solutions which can solve new problems some day we may have the above mentioned product.

http://www.tekno-world.blogspot.com

]]> By: Michael Markman http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1173112 Michael Markman Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:03:45 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1173112 Thanks for explaining that this is a joke. I had already put an order it at the Apple Store. Thanks for explaining that this is a joke. I had already put an order it at the Apple Store.

]]> By: Hasan Jafri http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1172527 Hasan Jafri Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:05:59 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1172527 And don't forget iJobs - computer aided design on the fly. And don’t forget iJobs - computer aided design on the fly.

]]> By: Yohay http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1172420 Yohay Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:56:29 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1172420 Even better than the "Useless Account" website... Even better than the “Useless Account” website…

]]> By: Andrew http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1172135 Andrew Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:27:38 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1172135 Very Funny.. but think about it, Steve may be on to something.. !! He should start his own shopping channel iShopping, or even his open his own department store.. iStore, launching everything and anything.. doesn’t matter if its not a full product, or it still has bugs, its the launch that matters, not the product!! iStore : Its the launch that matters, not the product! Andrew http://www.specsfinder.co.uk Very Funny.. but think about it, Steve may be on to something.. !!

He should start his own shopping channel iShopping, or even his open his own department store.. iStore, launching everything and anything.. doesn’t matter if its not a full product, or it still has bugs, its the launch that matters, not the product!!

iStore : Its the launch that matters, not the product!

Andrew

http://www.specsfinder.co.uk

]]> By: Hasan Jafri http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1171965 Hasan Jafri Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:10:51 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1171965 On the other hand, Steve Jobs' next launch could the iOnion, a hypergenerating blue-tooth enabled butt phone with full cheeshead integration and crossplatform widgets especially designed for users in Madison, Wisconsin. On the other hand, Steve Jobs’ next launch could the iOnion, a hypergenerating blue-tooth enabled butt phone with full cheeshead integration and crossplatform widgets especially designed for users in Madison, Wisconsin.

]]> By: Huser http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1171926 Huser Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:06:18 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1171926 Ok who the hell cares. Ok who the hell cares.

]]> By: Chris http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1171885 Chris Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:01:55 +0000 http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/07/apple-ilaunch-humor/#comment-1171885 When The Onion is good. It's damn good. When The Onion is good. It’s damn good.

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