Britney tried out for girls wrestling and for girls boxing. Britney didn’t care for girls wrestling, because her singlet pulled up in Britney’s crotch and let everybody see Britney’s panties. The audience would chant, “We’ve seen Paris, it’s in France; we’ve seen Britney’s underpants.” She tried wrestling without underpants, but everyone started a rumor that Britney went commando or Britney is allergic to underpants. Her coach Rosie said Britney should put some panties on.

Britney preferred boxing because people couldn’t see Britney’s underpants. Britney soon realized she was a better boxer than wrestler. Others agreed.

Kevin, the bus driver, is like a lot of people. He knew about Britney’s wrestling, but he’d never seen her box. So after driving Britney’s team to the Class AA girls boxing finals last season, Kevin decided to see for himself what all the fuss was about. Kevin said “Now I understand what everybody’s been talking about, Britney can’t wrestle, but you ought to see her box.”

Britney is a credit to her sex, but the future for girls’ boxing is a little hard to predict. Boxing is badly funded for boys, let alone girls, and there is still a resistance to girls boxing. Whatever happens, I’m glad I got a chance to say, “Britney can’t wrestle, but I got to see her box.”

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Anyone who thinks the internet is not a fetish haven is in denial. I am being absolutely serious. EVERY entertainment/social medium (magazines, TV, movies, talk radio) is primarily an outlet for gossip and desire.

Because it is in the same order ^_-.

It is most likely more Woman then men searching Britney spears. Fat girls make other fat girls feel comforted… Or some type of female superiority thing who knows.

Wie Techcrunch berichtet hat, gibt es hier die Top Suchanfragen von Yahoo aus dem Jahr 2006.
Top 10 insgesamt

Britney Spears
WWE
Shakira
Jessica Simpson
Paris Hilton
American Idol
Beyonce Knowles
Chris Brown
Pamela Anderson
Lindsay Lohan

Top 10 Blog/…

I’m thinking, some company is going to make a fortune some day if they are able to detect and block all adult content.

It’s not hard to see that the post isn’t truly about Britney Spears, but more about the web as a whole.

Natali is questioning why people are still obsessed with a washed up pop singer, a night-vision goggle porn star, etc. and looking at search results for Yahoo.

The article itself isn’t about Britney Spears, but even if it were, why does it matter? It’s not hard to scroll down or up the page, or to just skip over this headline in your feed-reader. Lay off Nat.