Google Lunch?

November 4th, 2005 at 3:43 pm

Sneaking into Google for a free lunch appears to be a little harder than pretending you stayed at the Hampton Inn overnight and telling the front desk you didn’t get your bag lunch.

November 4th, 2005 at 4:28 pm

FYI, Google security is aware of the rumors and is now handing hefty bills to people they catch… Be careful, this is theft and they can prosecute in civil and criminal courts..

November 4th, 2005 at 5:54 pm

Not much like the campus’s of the old days… Circa 1980, you know during the REAL TECH BOOM…

Amdahl’s corporate café, offered enticing breakfasts and lunches at almost nothing (although not FREE). Breakfast for a Buck-pifty??

That was the “MCC” (Multi Circuit Carrier) which was 2 eggs of your style, bacon or ham, toast of your choice and a juice or milk.

When will the employees figure out that these “free-beezs” are not “free”, as they collect you into the work environment for more hours than you are actually paid for.

Breakfast? That is a 45 minute warm up for the day, along with pre-business day meetings with co workers.

Lunch? That is a one hour time for YOU not for the company. Of course, eaten at the corporate café, then you take the 40 minutes to be polite to others are free up the table, resulting in 20 minutes of extra work for the company. Much less the 40 minutes you spent in the café talking about work, with people from work.

Outsiders?

Those are just the “fluff and fold” of the industry. How do you think “Google Leaks” operates..

Did you want to try “google earth” before it was public? I did, I have an account to prove it.

Did you want to try “Google Maps” before it was public? Well again, “Google Leaks” provided the answer…

Hey, heard about video.google.com makes you wonder huh? “Google Leaks” is slowing down.

November 5th, 2005 at 12:34 am

whatever happened to fuckedgoogle.com???

this is right up their alley..

November 5th, 2005 at 6:47 am

This is a trap, people! Books aren’t the only thing Google is interested in scanning. When there’s a giant seed pod in your backyard with a Google logo on the side and your clone growing inside, maybe you’ll realize there’s no such thing as a free lunch.

November 5th, 2005 at 9:38 am

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November 5th, 2005 at 11:42 am

I dunno, seems kind of lame to me. Go buy your own lunch.

November 5th, 2005 at 1:26 pm

This is really funny.

I’ve eaten lunch at the plex on a few occasions, and it is great food (along with snack stations they keep all over the place).

Never thought about trying to sneak through their security though - seems like someone needs a blog to keep score.

November 5th, 2005 at 6:36 pm

Once upon a time, there was a family of retarded midgets. They lived in a whorehouse, and it was their job to clean up the cum. One night, during the annual whore house variety show, the midget family, Poppy Joe, Mummy, and 13 year old Twilla, decided to enter their family act. They were the last act in the show, and as they strode their little steps up to the stage, the crowd roared with laughter and tossed beer at them. They took it all in stride, and began their act. First, Poppy stood center stage and sang an old gypsy midget tune, while gruffly amusing himself manually. When his unusually large organ reached full engorgement, he whipped it from his miniature trousers, and began to stroke it methodically. Twilla approached Poppy on her knees and began to rub and lick his ball sack. She peeled off all her clothing to reveal a lovely bubble butt. Mummy came over and thrust her index finger deep into Twilla’s ass, thrusting it in and out as Twilla moaned in ecstasy. Poppy now pushed his massive pecker deep down Twilla’s throat. She gagged and choked, and began to vomit. Mummy positioned herself under Poppy and Twilla so she could catch Twilla’s vomit in her mouth. She gargled Twilla’s vomit and swallowed, while fingering herself and managing to continue to finger Twilla, who was now stuffed with four midget fingers in her tiny brown hole. Just then, Poppy announced his need to cum. He quickly stepped to Twilla’s rear, pulled Mummy’s fingers from Twilla’s ass and stuffed them in his mouth as he jammed his meat deep into Twilla’s slightly gaping anus. Three thrusts and he exploded his midget-jizz deep up Twilla’s ass. He grabbed her by the waist, positioned her above Mummy’s vomit-stained mouth, and commanded her to “squeeze”. Slowly, then in burbling gushes, feces flecked gobs of Poppy’s cum drooled from Twilla’s ass and fell into Mummy’s mouth. Mummy held it all in, pushing it between her teeth, then leapt up into a squat and suddenly and precisely defecated in her own hands. Twilla spun around and pushed out a huge, milky stool into her own hands, and Poppy began to urinate on himself and his family. Twilla and Mummy stood facing each other and ate chunks of shit from each other’s hands. They all then faced the stunned audience and took a midget bow. The Madame ran up to them in disbelief and asked, what the fuck do you call that act? “The Aristocrats”, they replied.

November 6th, 2005 at 11:16 am

I interned at Yahoo over the summer. We would never do that…hahahahaha…ok maybe a few times.

November 7th, 2005 at 9:16 pm

If I were Yahoo, I would institute the policy that any employee caught doing this would be subject to immediate dismissal.
a) It is illegal - trespass and theft.
b) It is unethical
c) It exposes Yahoo to the threat of lawsuits not only on the grounds of (a), but also espionage. In order to get into Google legally, you have to sign in and agree not to divulge proprietary information. Sneaking in and thereby circumventing this checkpoint could be construed as an attempt at industrial espionage.

November 8th, 2005 at 7:49 pm

Just an FYI — I worked at Google and yes… you do need a card key to get into the cafeterias.

November 11th, 2005 at 10:29 am

This is far from a new game! We used to do this all the time in 1998, sneaking into Netscape when Mountain View dining options were far more limited. Used to be a Web site called Silicon Valley Cafeteria Hackers reviewing all of the subsidized corporate cafeterias that people snuck into. I think 3Com was rated the best in its day, if memory serves.

November 15th, 2005 at 12:49 am

Having just visited Google today, I can confirm that security has cracked down. As a guest, I was escorted in, but the security people checked my escort’s badge multiple times, they were watching everyone. I think this is a great “sport”, but I’d be wary of participating now that Google Security is aware of it.

November 16th, 2005 at 11:57 am

Day 3 at Google. 4 meals so far, 1 security check fairly closely, the others not at all. The main restaurant has higher security checks that the others, but the food is definitely everything that it’s alluded to be. Just about to go for lunch now. Might make it for breakfast in the morning.

December 10th, 2005 at 7:12 pm

Free Lunches… Google knows all, what they really are doing is collecting information from people that steal lunches. What do thieves eat? I’m sure its in a database somewhere!

October 2nd, 2006 at 8:21 pm

i just wondering, after you posted this free lunch announcement, than how many people will sneaking through just to find free lunch.. ha.. ha..

December 30th, 2006 at 11:41 am

That is wicked - who said there’s no such thing as a free lunch? I think the big G can just about cover the costs with all the AdSense revenue they’ve withheld from honest publishers

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